UPDATED: Bitch Stole Sarah's look AGAIN!

The Good: Beyoncé returns to her African roots: the shoot is Beyoncé and L'Officiel's tribute to Fela Kuti, the Nigerian musician and human rights activist whose music inspired Beyoncé's upcoming album.

The Bad: Beyonce's face was voluntarily darkened – why?

The Ugly: Beyonce posed in a dress created by her mother – why?

Sarah: I. Love. IT! Peter, I would never have known that this dress was the creation of Stage Mother Number 1 (otherwise known as Mrs. Knowles). I love the dress. I love the dark face (she's probably had no sun for months, I feel her pain! I would love to be digitally darkened in the middle of winter...). I love the cause. I love this woman! Now, to learn to speak French so I can love the magazine too... Peter: The dress featured on the cover is not actually a House of Diarrhea Dereon dress. They saved that one for inside the issue (good call). And the dark face is full on Lara Stone black. Having said that, the shoot is pretty inspired. I reckon you would rock this look.

Sarah: ARRGGHH!!! WTF? I hate the black face (question - is black face offensive if a black person does it? Discuss.). And I HATE the House of Dereon dress! Tina Knowles - put down your scissors!!! Belugh! I do love the head gear though - I would love to rock those looks (except for the Dereon one. Gross).

And then this from Mamma Knowles...